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Here in England the blossom is out, the flowers are out, spending ANY money is out and chocolate is out!
Yes, I think I will have to give up chocolate - it is getting me into trouble! Only last week I somehow got blamed for the paw-prints on the sofa, on the bed and on the fridge door. It's just not fair - what about the dog I said, how d'you know it wasn't the dog? DOGS have paws - or the cat?
Okay they had a point - we don't have a cat or a dog - but what am I supposed to do hmm? wear gloves?
Hey! THAT'S a good idea! if I wear gloves they won't know it's me! Brilliant!
Now I have to go and see someone about the mysterious brown blotches that keep appearing on my fur....I think I've got 'Chocolatitus'
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