Summer Shirt Page 1    Hello Everyone! This is a cautionary tale, a warning to all you fashionistas out there - Buying The Wrong Clothes Is A Serious Business And Can Be Dangerous! I bought this rather loud 'hawaiian' shirt the other day - I wasn't completely sure about it, but the lady in the shop said she thought it would certainly attract a lot of attention. I had been invited to a BBQ that afternoon, so I thought this was just the job! However, soon after I'd arrived at the party I realized the REAL jeopardy I was in -it wasn't people who were attracted it was insects - wasps - and BEES! they LOVED my flowery shirt! - as I was running for my life to escape the swarm [note from RT - Newton tends to exaggerate...] that was now in hot pursuit, I was forced to contemplate the follies of my sartorial choice - I had truly become a FASHION VICTIM!